I had incorrectly assumed, three years ago, when I bought every other cul-de-sac lot, that I would be guaranteeing myself exclusive use of the giant round space. She’s probably the nanny of those kids, the ones who have shrieked in the street for almost two hours now. I check the peephole, then crack open my front door and glare at the doorbell ringer, a young woman foolish enough to ignore my sign. Package deliveries-you have my authorization to leave packages without a signature. If you are here for business or legal purposes, please contact my agent or attorney.ħ. If you are here on a social call, go away.Ħ. If you are a religious or political advocate, quietly place your collateral materials underneath the mat.ĥ. The first rule, as always, is the most important.Ĥ. My rules for visitors are simple, printed clearly in size 16 font, laminated and nailed to the center of the door, in an impossible to miss spot.
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